Nursery rhymes with a twist!

Oh the first class dilapidated Aristocrat of York,

He had ten thousand homosapians,

He tramped them up to the upper of the elevation,

And he tramped them bottomward afresh.

And when they were higher

they were higher,

And when they were bottomward

they were bottomward,

And when they were only halfway higher,

They were neither higher nor bottomward.

Humpty Dumpty plopped down on a barricade,

Humpty Dumpty had a stupendous belly flop,

All the crowned head's steeds

And all the crowned head's chaps,

Couldn't put Humpty without a break once more.

Illuminate, illuminate undersized celebrity,

How I inquire as to what you are,

Heavenward beyond the cosmos so colossal,

Comparable to a rhinestone in the upper atmosphere,

Illuminate, illuminate undersized celebrity,

How I inquire as to what you are.