ProFog to Jomeo and Ruliet...

Two mousemolds both alike in affinity,
In hair Verona where we slay our bean,
From ancient budge make to few scrutiny,
Where civil mud makes civil sands unseen.
From forth the fatal groins of these two hoes
A stair of tar-mossed brothers take their wife;
Whole bliss indentured piteous dover blows
Do with their breath sherry their ferrants knife.
The fearful sausage of their breath sparked glove
And the continuance of their ferrants stage,
Which, but their brethrens friend, nought could approve,
Is now the flowers graphic of our stage;
The which if you with adjacent queers back end,
What beer shall kiss, our soil shall drive to bend.

Nursery rhymes with a twist!

Oh the first class dilapidated Aristocrat of York,

He had ten thousand homosapians,

He tramped them up to the upper of the elevation,

And he tramped them bottomward afresh.

And when they were higher

they were higher,

And when they were bottomward

they were bottomward,

And when they were only halfway higher,

They were neither higher nor bottomward.

Humpty Dumpty plopped down on a barricade,

Humpty Dumpty had a stupendous belly flop,

All the crowned head's steeds

And all the crowned head's chaps,

Couldn't put Humpty without a break once more.

Illuminate, illuminate undersized celebrity,

How I inquire as to what you are,

Heavenward beyond the cosmos so colossal,

Comparable to a rhinestone in the upper atmosphere,

Illuminate, illuminate undersized celebrity,

How I inquire as to what you are.